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Wednesday, April 05, 2006
Cracking Butt`s...
Yesterday, about 4:30 I get a phone call. My brother, Dave, is on the phone "I need a favor" he says. Turns out when he went to get in his car, his tire didnt have enough air to drive on. He wanted me to come over in the Super Mom-mobile, that has an air compressor built in the back, so he could re-inflate the tire. No problem.

I load up the girls and head over. When I pull up I see his tire is completely flat! The treads are even coming off. I explain that even if it does fill up the tire it would pry take FOREVERRR, but he wants to give it a shot. 30 mins later, no progress. "Dont you have a spare?" he opens his trunk, pulls out a TV set, moves over all the other junk and we get out the spare. Once we get the lug nuts off the tire wont come off! This is when I realize -'hey didnt dad get us all AAA for christmas?' and I ask why he didnt just call AAA. Well that would be too easy.

With a hammer we eventually get the tire off. All the while the girls sitting in the mini van with the doors open commentating on our work. Once we get the spare on and all thats left to do is tighten up the nuts, I get back in the van waiting to follow him to the mechanic.

This is when Maya leans up to me and says "I can see Uncle Daves butt crack". Dave was pretty frustrated, hes not used to the constant bantering of children when you are trying to work, so naturally, I egg her on. "Why dont you tell him Maya?" so she yells out of the van "I CAN SEE YOUR BUTT CRACK UNCLE DAVE! You need to get some new pants!" Dave replies in the mean frustrated voice I know all to well "I dont need anything Maya, be quiet!" hehehehe Then my Anna cant refuse the fun and says "UNCLE DAVE, YOUR BUTT IS CRACKING!!".

I love my girls.
 
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1 Comments:


  • At 10:16 PM, Blogger IlliniFan97

    Zooks,

    Your next door neighbor what?!?!?

    (insert comment about glass houses and rocks here)