I once had a boss named Jeff
Who, at one point I thought was deaf.
All day he sits on his computer
Like he is staring at a pair of hooters
While I get frantic and fret like a chef.
Despite my hard work
He still thinks me a clerk! That Jerk!
If he wants to improve
He best start to bust a move
Or I`m likely to quit doing his work.
Maybe if he said "thank you"
And gave me the credit I`m due
If only that computer
had a program where he could enter
All the great things I do.
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Although the names in this post have not been changed, they are most likely based on ficitional characters... or not.