Scott has a wife, who is my sister, which automatically qualifies her for the "one of the coolest people on earth" category, her name is Bette. Bette works in an Anesthesiologist office because she is a Nurse Anesthetist. So she works with a bunch of over educated people who didn`t like being around other people and would prefer to just put them to sleep. :thumbup:
Bette and Scott recently built a house in the suburbs and not just the suburbs, a SUBDIVISION. You know, one of those places where all the houses look the same, and they can`t have a shed, their grass has to stay a certain length, they can only have one kind of fence and so many cars in the driveway yadayadayada.
Scott enjoys spending time outside making sure their lot meets all the requirements, with his shirt off of course.
So, one day the over educated people had no one to anesthesize at work and decided to write Scott a letter from the homeowners association. The letter explained in detail which section of the homeowners rules he is breaking by walking around outside with his shirt off, not to mention he is scaring the women and children and they have had many complaints. They then mailed the letter.
When Scott recieved said letter, he was livid. He proceeded to call the poor girl that works in the model home to discuss the issue, he made more phone calls, sent emails, then called his lovely wife at work to tell her of the injustice. He was paranoid about who turned him in, which neighbor was it?!?!?! Until he found out it was her.
The story is now OR (operating room) legend. Have you ever wondered what the doctors talk about while you are passed out and being cut open? Now, you know.
