How does the world see you?

“Freeway” Santana

I always knew I had a special bond with Santana.

Will I have a happy life?

“I Still Haven’t Found What I`m Looking For” U2

Wow, that almost looks RIGGED but I swear it wasn`t.

What do my friends really think of me?

“Die, Die my Darling” Metallica

You little fuckers!

Do people secretly lust after me?

“Searching” Lynyrd Skynyrd

Uhh, it coulda just said “Hell NO”

How can I make myself happy?

“Pleasant Valley Sunday” Monkeys

How the hell did this shit get on my IPOD, I gotta call someone.

What should I do with my life?

“Five to One” The Doors

Clearly this means I shoulda married someone with 5to1 the amount of money I make.

Will I ever have children?

“Inevitable” Shakira

Again, WTF is Shakira doing on my IPOD?? SPOOOOOOKY.

What is some good advice for me?

“FTP podcast about bankroll management” Jesus Ferguson

Sigh, I really didn’t wanna go back to nickel dime tables…

How will I be remembered?

“Until the day I die” Story of the year

Well, duh.

What do I think my current theme song is?

“Burning Bridges” Pink Floyd

Watch your back, biotch.

What does everyone else think my current theme song is?

“Nazi Driver” Soundgarden

Steeler, stay off my ipod.

What song will play at my funeral?

“Painted on my heart” The Cult

Suhweeeet, I cant think of anything better to play at a funeral than the cult… wooot.

What type of men/women do you like?

“Useless” Imogen Heap

Ding Ding Ding Ding… what do I win?

What is my day going to be like?

“Sunday Morning" Maroon 5

Sigh, just say I`m a boring lush and be done with it.